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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Look Ma, No Hands!!

As reported by the BBC "outgoing Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said the US has played an indispensable role in working to establish a credible opposition coalition in Syria."'

Translation:  See all that death and destruction over there...? That's US!!!  Look Ma,  we did it!!!!  No hands!!!

It is truly amazing.  Counting on Americans' unsurpassed ability to swallow both sides of a fish at once, Clinton now brags about what she once hotly denied.\